Sold Date: July 19, 2019
Start Date: July 12, 2019
Final Price: $90.00 (USD)
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APRIL 21ST 1969 - THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION - UNCLE MEAT - 12" VINYL RECORD 2 LP SET - THIS IS THE VERY FIRST U.S.A. BIZARRE RECORDS WHITE LABEL PROMO 2 LP SET { WHICH MAKES IT THE FIRST UNCLE MEAT ALBUM PRESSED IN THE WORLD AFTER A FEW TEST PRESSINGS WERE MADE FROM THE STAMPERS } THAT GOT RECALLED AND WHEN SEEN BY FRANK, SENT HIM INTO A PETULANT FRENZY AND VISIT TO THE RECORD COMPANY OFFICES - FIRST OF ALL THIS WAS THE FIRST MOTHERS OF INVENTION ALBUM RELEASED BY WARNER / REPRISE AFTER FRANK GAVE VERVE RECORDS THE SHAFT. BUT HERE, JUST AS WAS THE ISSUE WITH THE VERVE RECORDS CENSORSHIP, IS "400 DAYS OF THE YEAR" REPLACING THE CORRECT SONG TITLE OF "9 TYPES OF INDUSTRIAL POLLUTION", BECAUSE SOME RECORD COMPANY EXECUTIVES THOUGHT THAT FRANK'S TITLE MIGHT CREATE IRREPARABLE HARM ON THE MINDS OF FOOLISH YOUNG CONSUMERS { I HAD NIGHTMARES ABOUT POLLUTION AS A KID, BUT MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE I LIVED NEAR THE POLLUTED POTOMAC RIVER IN WASHINGTON, DC. HOW 'BOUT YOU? } - HOWEVER THEY FORGOT TO CHANGE IT ON THE ALBUM COVER - THE SONG ELECTRIC AUNT JEMIMA WAS PRINTED CORRECTLY AS THE TITLE OF THE SONG ABOVE THE LYRICS. BUT FURTHER ON DOWN IT WAS SPELLED "JEMINA" AND ALSO ON THE RECORD LABEL - THIS VERSION WAS WITHDRAWN AND REPLACED WITH A CORRECTED VERSION - { YES, THERE WERE ALSO CORRECTED WHITE LABEL PROMO VERSIONS MADE, I'VE SOLD A FEW IN THE PAST}. INCLUDES THE ORIGINAL 12 PAGE BOOKLET WITH THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION TWO LPS AND A NIFTY 12-PAGE BOOKLET STICKER ON THE COVER AND THE ORIGINAL BIZARRE RECORDS INNER SLEEVES- 2MS 2024 - CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS AND READ THE ENTIRE DESCRIPTION AFTER YOU SCROLL PAST THE OBLIGATORY CRUD DOWN THERE - OK LARRY? 

HAVE YOU OR SOME OAF TO BE NAMED LATER, GOT BITTEN ON YOUR CAVERNOUS BUTTOCKS BY AN IMAGINARY POODLE DOG NAMED FRENCHY, AND FROM THAT MOMENT ON FELT COMPELLED TO OWN EVERY ZAPPA ITEM KNOWN TO MANKIND? WELL AS STRANGE AS IT MIGHT SOUND, IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME AND SOME PEOPLE DON'T EVEN KNOW IT. THAT'S BECAUSE THAT HORRIBLE POODLE IS KINDA' LIKE PUP TENTACLE, IT MOVES AROUND FROM NOW THEN BACK TO LATER ON TO WAY BACK THEN WITHOUT MOST PEOPLE NOTICING IT. SO IF YOU WAKE UP WITH A PAIN IN YOUR ASS AND YOU WENT TO BED ALONE THE NIGHT BEFORE, CHANCES ARE IT HAPPENED TO YOU. SPECIALLY IF YOU BEGIN LOOKING FRANTICALLY TO FIND SOME ZAPPA WHILE SERIOUSLY CONTEMPLATING CHANGING YOUR NAME TO LARRY.  BUT FORTUNATELY FOR YOU BLESSED RELIEF IS EASY TO OBTAIN. JUST INSERT YOUR POODLE CHEWED BUTTOCKS INTO MY EBAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY AND GET A LITTLE. YOU'LL LAY AROUND NIGHTS SAYING THANK YOU REV. OK LARRY?  

SIDE ONE POOTS FORTH: UNCLE MEAT: MAIN TITLE THEME - THE VOICE OF CHEESE - 400 DAYS OF THE YEAR - ZOLAR CZAKL - DOG BREATH, IN THE YEAR OF THE PLAGUE - THE LEGEND OF THE GOLDEN ARCHES - THE MOTHERS PLAY LOUIE LOUIE AT THE ROYAL ALBERT HALL IN LONDON - THE DOG BREATH VARIATIONS.

SIDE TWO OOZES OUT: SLEEPING IN A JAR - OUR BIZARRE RELATIONSHIP - THE UNCLE MEAT VARIATIONS - ELECTRIC AUNT JEMINA - PRELUDE TO KING KONG - GOD BLESS AMERICA { LIVE AT THE WHISKY A GO GO } - A POUND FOR A BROWN ON THE BUS - IAN UNDERWOOD WHIPS IT OUT { LIVE ON STAGE IN COPENHAGEN }. 

SIDE THREE FLUSHES DOWN: MR. GREEN GENES - WE CAN SHOOT YOU - IF WE'D BEEN LIVING IN CALIFORNIA.... - THE AIR - PROJECT X - CRUISING FOR BURGERS.

SIDE FOUR WIPES UP: KING KONG ITSELF { AS PLAYED BY THE MOTHERS IN A STUDIO } - KING KONG { IT'S MAGNIFICENCE AS INTERPRETED BY DOM DEWILD } - KING KONG { AS MOTORHEAD EXPLAINS IT } - KING KONG { THE GARDNER VARIETIES } - KING KONG { AS PLAYED BY 3 DERANGED GOOD HUMOR TRUCKS } - KING KONG { LIVE ON A FLAT BED DIESEL IN THE MIDDLE OF A RACE TRACK AT A MIAMI POP FESTIVAL...THE UNDERWOOD / ZAPPA RAMIFICATIONS }.

I'LL TELL YA' LARRY, THESE ARE SOME GREAT SOUNDING BEAUTIFUL LOOKING RECORDS. ABSOLUTELY NO SCRATCHES AND YOU'D HAVE TO PUT ON YOUR GEEZER STYLE READING GLASSES TO FIND EVEN SOME FAINT SCUFFS. THE BEST CONDITION RECORDS OF THE WHITE LABEL PROMO RECALLED VERSION I'VE EVER HAD. IN FACT I COULDN'T EVEN FIND A SCUFF ON SIDES 1 & 4, A FEW TINY FAINT SCUFFS ON SIDE 2 AND A VERY FEW SUPER FAINT SCUFFS ON SIDE 3 THAT YOU MAY NOT EVEN FIND. I PLAYED BOTH RECORDS ALL THE WAY AND THEY'RE PRETTY QUIET, AND AS YOU KNOW IF YOU'VE EVER HEARD THIS ALBUM THERE ARE SOME QUIET SPOTS ON THERE. THE 12 PAGE BOOKLET IS REALLY NICE TOO, VERY LIGHT WEAR, NO CREASES OR TEARS. THE HEAVY CARDBOARD ALBUM COVER ISN'T PERFECT BUT STILL LOOKS NICE. THERE'S A SMALL SPOT ON THE FRONT WHERE A PRICE STICKER WAS REMOVED. SOME LIGHT RING WEAR AND A COUPLE OF INCHES SEAM SPLIT ON THE TOP REAR SEAM STARTING AT THE RECORD SLOT. THE ORIGINAL BIZARRE INNER SLEEVES HAVE SOME SEAM SPLITS AND TEARS. ONE HAS A TEAR ON THE FRONT AND ONE SIDE AND THE OTHER ONE HAS JUST HAS A SPLIT  TEAR ALONG PART OF THE RIGHT SIDE. HOWEVER YOU WON'T HAVE TO RE-INSERT THE RECORDS BACK IN THEM BECAUSE BOTH RECORD COME IN ONE OF THOSE FANCY TYPE OF NON-ABRASIVE INNER SLEEVES. BUT WAIT..., THERE'S MORE.., BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?    

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$26.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD. { ABSOLUTELY NO MORE SALES TO FRANCE, ITALY, RUSSIA, SWINELAND, VULGARIA, MOLDAVIA, SLOBVARIA, THE UNITED FEDERATION OF CHISELERS { U.F.O.C. }, THE RIPOFF REPUBLIC OR THE PILFER ISLANDS }.

HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY, CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART { DON VAN VLIET R.I.P. 2010 } AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY AND MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU COULD SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BUBBLE PUPPY, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, JETHRO TULL, ALICE COOPER, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, THE TUBES, NEKTAR AND MANY OTHER ARTISTS INSIDE OF MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY WHERE THE BUNS ARE ALWAYS HOT AND THE MUFFINS JUST MIGHT BE PERSUADED INTO REMOVING THEIR ROSETTAS FOR A GEEZER SUCH AS YOURSELF. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. { FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY }. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?