Sold Date: August 26, 2021
Start Date: August 26, 2021
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1976 - FRED BLASSIE - KING OF MEN - 4 SONG 33 1/3 RPM EP - SIDE ONE IS: NO DOUBT ADOUBT IT / BLASSIE, KING OF MEN. SIDE TWO IS: U.S. MALE / PENCIL NECK GEEK - THIS IS THE ORIGINAL EP RELEASED ON RAUNCHY TONK RECORDS IN SYLMAR, CALIFORNIA IN 1976 BEFORE THE 1977 RHINO RECORDS VERSION - AS YOU CAN SEE IF YOU PLACE YOUR PROTRUDING NASAL APPENDAGE IN FRONT OF PHOTO #7 YOU'LL SEE PRINTED THERE: COVER LETTERING & BLOOD BY RICK GRIFFIN. THEY DIDN'T CALL HIM CLASSY FREDDY BLASSIE FOR NOTHING, HE ACTUALLY GOT ONE OF THE GREATEST PSYCHEDELIC ARTISTS OF ALL TIME RICK GRIFFIN TO DRAW THE BLASSIE KING OF MEN COVER AND RAUNCHY TONK RECORDS LOGO. HERE'S THE DEAL WITH THE RECORD: THE LABELS ARE REVERSED, SO PENCIL NECK GEEK PLAYS ON THE BLASSIE KING OF MEN SIDE. ALSO THIS RECORD HAS A DISHWARP THAT PRODUCES SOME SURFACE NOISE AT THE END OF NO BOUT ADOUT IT AND THE NEXT SONG BLASSIE, KING OF MEN. IT DOESN'T SEEM TO AFFECT THE PENCIL NECK GEEK SIDE. NO SKIPS. IT'S STILL VERY LISTENABLE. THE PICTURE SLEEVE HAS SOME YELLOWING, BUT HEY YOU PROBABLY HAD SOME YELLOWING TOO WHEN YOU WERE 45 YEARS OLD. ALSO THERE'S A FEW INCHES SEAM SPLIT IN THE CENTER OF THE RIGHT SEAM. CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS YO'SELF. BUT YOU WON'T NEED TO STORE THIS RECORD BACK IN THE PICTURE SLEEVE, AS IT COMES IN A NICE HIGH QUALITY COLLECTOR'S PLASTIC LINED SLEEVE. BUT WAIT..., THERE'S MORE..., BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE. THIS IS A PRETTY RARE PRESSING. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?    

WARNING!!! WARNING!!! THIS RECORD IS NOT RECOMMENDED FOR PEOPLE WITH THIN NECKS.  

YOU'LL HAVE TO HAVE PAY FOR THE ITEM WHEN YOU PURCHASE IT. I'LL TELL YA, THOSE EXCUSES WERE GETTING OLD, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO: "AFTER GETTING MY BALLS STUCK IN A VICE BY MY WIFE FOR PURCHASING THE LAST DR DEMENTO RECORD, I DISCOVERED THAT UNLIKE WHAT YOU HAD STATED IN ANOTHER AD, I DIDN'T REALLY ENJOY IT VERY MUCH AT ALL","I THOUGHT THIS WAS A DR RUTH RECORD, ISN'T DR DEMENTO SOME CRAZY GUY WHO PLAYED A LOT OF WEIRD MUSIC ON HIS RADIO SHOW OR SOMETHING?","SOME GUY AT MY CHURCH SAID THAT PEOPLE WHO LIKE MUSIC PLAYED BY DR DEMENTO, WIND UP IN THE PLACE WHERE THE GUY WITH THE HORNS AND POINTED STICK CONDUCTS HIS BUSINESS". EVEN IF SOME, IF NOT ALL O' THESE MISERABLE EXCUSES ARE TRUE. COMBINED SHIPPING IS AVAILABLE. HOWEVER IN TRYING TO MAINTAIN MY IMAGE AS ONE OF THOSE BIG TIME SELLERS THAT JUST LOVE TO MAKE EVERYTHING A HASSLE, YOU'LL HAVE TO READ THE OUTRAGEOUS TERMS IN THE FINE PRINT FIRST: TO QUALIFY FOR COMBINED SHIPPING, YEZ MUST FIRST MEET OR EXCEED THE FOLLOWING OUTRAGEOUS REQUIREMENTS:: {1} YOU GOTTA PURCHASE MORE THAN ONE ITEM THAT CAN BE SENT TOGETHER FROM ME, NOT ONE FROM ME AND ANOTHER ONE FROM SOME OAF NAMED LARRY. { 2} YOU GOTTA PAY ME FOR THOSE ITEMS, NOT PAY ME FOR ONE OF THEM, WHILE SPENDING THE REMAINDER OF YOUR MONEY ON A HOOKER AT SOME SEEDY MOTEL.{3} YOU CAN NOT NOW, NOR HAVE EVER BEEN, AND IN THE FUTCHUM PROMISE NEVER TO BECOME ANY OF THE FOLLOWING:{A} NUISANCE {B} DILLWEED {C}. OAF {D} LARRY'S' MOTHER {E} THE IDIOT THAT GOT OFFENDED BY ONE OF MY LISTINGS TELLING ME THAT I SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF MYSELF. { EVEN IF I REALLY SHOULD HAVE BEEN }. [4} YOUR NASAL APPENDAGE MUST NOT PROTRUDE MORE THAN A FOOT FROM YOUR RONDO HATTON SIZE BEMIS HEAD WITHOUT HAVING THE FIRST NAME OF PINOCCHIO.

FREE MEDIA MAIL SHIPPING IN THE U.S.A.

$14.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO CANADA.

$18.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO JAPAN AND AUSTRALIA.

$16.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD. 

HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART { DON VAN VLIET R.I.P. 2010 } AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY{ CROAKED }, LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER { CROAKED TOO I HEARD }, ALICE COOPER { LOOKS LIKE HE CROAKED, BUT HASN'T YET } PLUS I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK BANDS SUCH AS CAPTAIN BEYOND, BLUE CHEER WITH THE EQUALLY LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, BUBBLE PUPPY, MOUNTAIN WITH THE THEN PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, JETHRO TULL, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, THE TUBES, NEKTAR AND MANY OTHERS.

IS THE SIZE OF YOUR ZAPPA AND RELATED COLLECTION THE SUBJECT OF LAUGHTER AND RIDICULE BY YOUR FRIENDS, NEIGHBORS, WIFE AND EVEN MISTRESS? WELL DON'T BE ASHAMED MY SON, THIS PROBLEM AS DEGRADING AS IT MAY SEEM IS COMMON AMONG MANY PEOPLE IN ALL WALKS OF LIFE DURING THESE TROUBLING TIMES AND I, REV. A. WEST CAN HELP. SIMPLY GO TO THE TOP OF THIS PAGE AND LOOK INSIDE OF MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. YOU'LL NOT ONLY GET TO SEE SOME RARE 'N EXCITING FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEMS IN THERE, BUT YOU'LL ALSO BE GIVEN THE ONCE IN A LIFETIME CHANCE TO BUY EM'. THEN IN A SHORT FEW DAYS WHEN YOUR RARE 'N EXCITING ZAPPA ITEMS ARRIVE, YOUR MISTRESS WILL NO LONGER LAUGH AT YOU WHEN YOU ARE FORCED TO REMOVE THOSE PANTIES THAT YOU MUST WEAR AND BEND OVER, WHILE SHE BEATS YOUR ENORMOUS BUTTOCKS WITH A COPY OF ROLLING STONE. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. { FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY }. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?