Sold Date: December 23, 2021
Start Date: December 19, 2021
Final Price: $29.95 (USD)
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1983 - FRED BLASSIE - I BITE THE SONGS - 12" VINYL RECORD PICTURE DISC WITH FRED BLASSIE'S FOURTEEN CERTIFIED PLUTONIUM SMASH HITS - INCLUDING THE GREATEST SONG EVER WRITTEN "PENCIL NECK GEEK", CLASSIC BLASSIE SUCH AS "BLASSIE, KING OF MEN" AND "HEY FRED" PLUS ORIGINAL RARE RECORDINGS FROM THE 60'S, AND DON'T LET ANYBODY EVER SAY THAT BLASSIE WASN'T FAIR. BECAUSE HE LET SOME PENCIL NECK GEEK GIVE HIS REBUTTAL IN THE SONG "GEEK'S REVENGE". MADE 36 YEARS AGO AND RELEASED BY RHINO RECORDS. BOTH SIDES LOOK AND PLAY PERFECT JUST LIKE FRED. THE RECORD ORIGINALLY CAME IN A CLEAR PLASTIC SLEEVE WHICH IS INCLUDED AND I EVEN REINFORCED IT BY PUTTING IT INSIDE OF A PAPER INNER SLEEVE WHICH WILL KEEP THE RECORD LOOKING SHARP FOR ANOTHER 40 YEARS GIVING THE OPPORTUNITY FOR SEVERAL MORE GENERATIONS OF GEEKS TO ENJOY. THE CARDBOARD JACKET HAS WHAT LOOKS LIKE A STICKER WAS REMOVED NEAR THE EDGE ON THE LEFT SIDE ON THE FRONT AND A FEW CREASES. NO REDUCED PRICE INDICATORS SUCH AS SAW CUTS OR DRILL HOLES. BUT WAIT..., THERE'S MORE..., BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A COPY OF A CERTIFICATE OF APPRECIATION IN THE GEEK EXTERMINATION FOUNDATION ABSOLUTELY FREE. IT'S JUST A COPY THAT WASN'T ORIGINALLY INCLUDED WITH THIS PICTURE DISC AND FRED IS NO LONGER AROUND TO SIGN IT IN GEEK BLOOD AS HE BIT THE BIG ONE IN 2003. BUT I'M SURE HE WOULDA' WANTED SOMEBODY WHO IS STILL INTERESTED IN HIS GEEK ERADICATION PROGRAM TO HAVE ONE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?   

WARNING!!! WARNING!!! THIS RECORD IS NOT RECOMMENDED FOR PEOPLE WITH THIN NECKS.  

SIDE ONE CONTAINS: SIGN ON SERMONETTE - HEY FRED - EZY LISNIN' { RECORDED LIVE AT THE BLASSIE BAR } - THANK HEAVEN THOSE AWFUL PAINS ARE GONE - BLASSIE, KING OF MEN - WHERE THERE'S BLOOD, THERE'S BLASSIE { LOCKER ROOM ROYALE }.

SIDE TWO CONTAINS: THONGMANIA { THE DAWN OF MARTIAL ARTS IN AMERICA; FEATURING MR. MOTO } - PENCIL NECK GEEK - T-O-L-O-S SPELLS TROUBLE { FEATURING MANIAC JOHN TOLOS; RECORDED LIVE AT THE BLASSIE BAR } - LOSER LEAVES TOWN { FEATURING MR. MOTO } - GEEK'S REVENGE - THANK YOU ELSA MAXWELL - THE TITLE UPSET - BUMMER AT THE BLASSIE BAR { FEATURING MANAIC JOHN TOLOS }.

YOU'LL HAVE TO HAVE PAY FOR THE ITEM WHEN YOU PURCHASE IT. I'LL TELL YA, THOSE EXCUSES WERE GETTING OLD, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO: "AFTER GETTING MY BALLS STUCK IN A VICE BY MY WIFE FOR PURCHASING THE LAST DR DEMENTO RECORD, I DISCOVERED THAT UNLIKE WHAT YOU HAD STATED IN ANOTHER AD, I DIDN'T REALLY ENJOY IT VERY MUCH AT ALL","I THOUGHT THIS WAS A DR RUTH RECORD, ISN'T DR DEMENTO SOME CRAZY GUY WHO PLAYED A LOT OF WEIRD MUSIC ON HIS RADIO SHOW OR SOMETHING?","SOME GUY AT MY CHURCH SAID THAT PEOPLE WHO LIKE MUSIC PLAYED BY DR DEMENTO, WIND UP IN THE PLACE WHERE THE GUY WITH THE HORNS AND POINTED STICK CONDUCTS HIS BUSINESS". EVEN IF SOME, IF NOT ALL O' THESE MISERABLE EXCUSES ARE TRUE. COMBINED SHIPPING IS AVAILABLE. HOWEVER IN TRYING TO MAINTAIN MY IMAGE AS ONE OF THOSE BIG TIME SELLERS THAT JUST LOVE TO MAKE EVERYTHING A HASSLE, YOU'LL HAVE TO READ THE OUTRAGEOUS TERMS IN THE FINE PRINT FIRST: TO QUALIFY FOR COMBINED SHIPPING, YEZ MUST FIRST MEET OR EXCEED THE FOLLOWING OUTRAGEOUS REQUIREMENTS:: {1} YOU GOTTA PURCHASE MORE THAN ONE ITEM THAT CAN BE SENT TOGETHER FROM ME, NOT ONE FROM ME AND ANOTHER ONE FROM SOME OAF NAMED LARRY. { 2} YOU GOTTA PAY ME FOR THOSE ITEMS, NOT PAY ME FOR ONE OF THEM, WHILE SPENDING THE REMAINDER OF YOUR MONEY ON A HOOKER AT SOME SEEDY MOTEL.{3} YOU CAN NOT NOW, NOR HAVE EVER BEEN, AND IN THE FUTCHUM PROMISE NEVER TO BECOME ANY OF THE FOLLOWING:{A} NUISANCE {B} DILLWEED {C}. OAF {D} LARRY'S' MOTHER {E} THE IDIOT THAT GOT OFFENDED BY ONE OF MY LISTINGS TELLING ME THAT I SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF MYSELF. { EVEN IF I REALLY SHOULD HAVE BEEN }. [4} YOUR NASAL APPENDAGE MUST NOT PROTRUDE MORE THAN A FOOT FROM YOUR RONDO HATTON SIZE BEMIS HEAD WITHOUT HAVING THE FIRST NAME OF PINOCCHIO.

FREE MEDIA MAIL SHIPPING IN THE U.S.A.

$22.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO CANADA.

$30.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO AUSTRALIA.

$28.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD. 

HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART { DON VAN VLIET R.I.P. 2010 } AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY{ CROAKED }, LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER { CROAKED TOO I HEARD }, ALICE COOPER { LOOKS LIKE HE CROAKED, BUT HASN'T YET } PLUS I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK BANDS SUCH AS CAPTAIN BEYOND, BLUE CHEER WITH THE EQUALLY LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, BUBBLE PUPPY, MOUNTAIN WITH THE THEN PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, JETHRO TULL, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, THE TUBES, NEKTAR AND MANY OTHERS.

IS THE SIZE OF YOUR ZAPPA AND RELATED COLLECTION THE SUBJECT OF LAUGHTER AND RIDICULE BY YOUR FRIENDS, NEIGHBORS, WIFE AND EVEN MISTRESS? WELL DON'T BE ASHAMED MY SON, THIS PROBLEM AS DEGRADING AS IT MAY SEEM IS COMMON AMONG MANY PEOPLE IN ALL WALKS OF LIFE DURING THESE TROUBLING TIMES AND I, REV. A. WEST CAN HELP. SIMPLY GO TO THE TOP OF THIS PAGE AND LOOK INSIDE OF MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. YOU'LL NOT ONLY GET TO SEE SOME RARE 'N EXCITING FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEMS IN THERE, BUT YOU'LL ALSO BE GIVEN THE ONCE IN A LIFETIME CHANCE TO BUY EM'. THEN IN A SHORT FEW DAYS WHEN YOUR RARE 'N EXCITING ZAPPA ITEMS ARRIVE, YOUR MISTRESS WILL NO LONGER LAUGH AT YOU WHEN YOU ARE FORCED TO REMOVE THOSE PANTIES THAT YOU MUST WEAR AND BEND OVER, WHILE SHE BEATS YOUR ENORMOUS BUTTOCKS WITH A COPY OF ROLLING STONE. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. { FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY }. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?