Sold Date: January 9, 2022
Start Date: January 7, 2022
Final Price: $225.00 (USD)
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Y - ROBERT KENNEDY ASSASSINATION DOCUMENTARY ALBUM - 12" VINYL RECORD LP SEALED - SOLAR RECORDS LABEL - SLP-331 -THIS IS AN EXTREMELY RARE ALBUM THAT WAS GOING TO GET RELEASED ON FRANK ZAPPA'S STRAIGHT RECORDS LABEL - THE STRAIGHT RECORDS CATALOG NUMBER WAS EVEN SET TO BE STS-1065 - THE PRODUCER WAS DOUG MOODY WHO ALONG WITH THE STRAIGHT RECORDS CATALOG WAS LISTED AS AN UPCOMING RELEASE ON A STRAIGHT RECORDS PROMO LETTER THAT HAD BEEN MAILED OUT TO MEMBERS OF THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION UNITED MUTATIONS FAN CLUB - IN AN INTERVIEW FRANK ZAPPA SAID: " A MAN CAME TO US WITH SOME TAPES. HE HAD BEEN MAKING A DOCUMENTARY ALBUM ABOUT THE ASSASSINATION OF ROBERT KENNEDY AND HE HAD INTERVIEWED ALL THESE PEOPLE AND HE HAD PUT TOGETHER THIS REALLY FANTASTIC ALBUM. THAT WAS WHEN WE HAD THE BIZARRE LABEL AND THE DEAL WITH WARNER BROTHERS ON THE BIZARRE LABEL WAS WE COULD BRING PROJECTS TO THEM AND THEY HAD THE RIGHT TO REFUSE THEM. SO THEY HEARD THE TAPES THAT'S WHY IT NEVER CAME OUT. THEY WERE AFRAID OF IT. THE PERSON WHO BROUGHT THE TAPES TO FRANK WAS TEDDY { THEODORE } CARACH, HE WAS THE WRITER, DIRECTOR, AND HOST / INTERVIEWER OF THE 1973 DOCUMENTARY "THE SECOND GUN" AS WELL AS A STAR OF THE 1967 DOCUMENTARY "MONDO HOLLYWOOD" THAT INCLUDED THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, FRANK'S FUTURE WIFE GAIL SLOATMAN, BOBBY JAMESON AND OTHERS - THE LP IS STILL SEALED AND HAS NEVER BEEN PLAYED, PART OF THE SHRINK WRAP IS TORN OFF ON THE BACK AND INSCRIBED IN PEN "FOR SENATOR EDWARD M. KENNEDY & FAMILY! MAY YOU CONTINUE ALWAYS TO HELP BRING A LITTLE MORE LIGHT INTO THE DARK SIDE OF AMERICA! SUCCESS TEDDY CHARACH AUG 5. '74 SECOND GUN - CHECK OUT PHOTOS
BY THE WAY, I USED TO WORK FOR A COMPANY I CAN'T NAME IN THE 80'S THAT WAS LOCATED IN ALEXANDRIA, VIRGINIA AND WAS ACTUALLY TED KENNEDY'S COFFEE MAN. NOT JUST HIM BUT A BUNCH OF SENATORS AND CONGRESSMEN ON THE HOUSE AND SENATE SIDE OFFICES.    

HELLO THERE, I'M REV. A. WEST AND I'M THE GREATEST LIVING ZAPPA SELLER KNOWN TO MANKIND. YES THAT'S RIGHT, I'M THE IDIOT WHO WASTES HIS TIME TRYING TO SELL MUSIC AND OTHER STUFF BY A GUY WHO HAD BEEN BETTER KNOWN FOR SITTING ON A TOILET THAN HIS MUSIC. SO NOW I BET YOU ARE SITTING IN FRONT OF YOUR SCREEN, SCRATCHING YOUR OVERSIZED RONDO HATTON BEMIS STYLE HEAD WHILE MUMBLING, YEAH, OK REV , BUT I JUST CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER WHY, I MEAN WHY WOULD ANYBODY WANNA WASTE HIS TIME TRYING TO SELL MUSIC AND OTHER STUFF BY A GUY WHO NOBODY HERE IN THE USA LIKES OR EVEN KNEW ABOUT? YEAH REV, WHAT'S THE DEAL? WELL LARRY, I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK. BUT SINCE YOU JUST COULDN'T CONTAIN YOURSELF, IT'S BECAUSE I LIVE A BORING AND MISERABLE EXISTENCE AND SIMPLY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TO ANNOY PEOPLE LIKE YOU. OK LARRY?

Exremely rare lp that was originally supposed to be released by Frank Zappa on his Straight label. Produced by Doug Moody and released in a very limited pressing by Solar Records. Contains audio from the Ambassador Hotel June 5, 1968 including Kennedy's speech, crowd noise, news reports, a witness reinactment (?!), and interviews. This lp is still sealed and is unplayed, Part of the shrink wrap is torn off on the back and has been written on with pen  "For Senator EDWARD M Kennedy& Family! - MAY YOU CONTINUE ALWAYS TO HELP Bring A Little More Light INTO the Dark Side of America! SUCCESS Teddy Charach Aug 5 / '74 SECOND GUNS....”

Teddy (Theodore) Charach was the writer, director, and host/interviewer of the 1973 documentary "The Second Gun" as well as a star of the 1967 documentary "Mondo Hollywood" 

YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY WHEN YOU PURCHASE THIS ITEM. SO NO LONGER WILL I GET TO HEAR DEM EXCUSES WHILE LAUGHING MY BEHIND OFF SUCH AS, BUT NOT LIMITED TO: "I FORGOT THAT THESE WERE VINYL RECORDS.THE LAST ONE THAT I PURCHASED GOT DAMAGED WHEN I TRIED TO CRAM IT INTO MY CD PLAYER","I THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE RELEASED BY RICCARDO ZAPPA. ISN'T FRANK ZAPPA THAT GUY WHO ALWAYS LIKED TO SIT ON TOILETS?","AFTER CONSULTING WITH MY WIFE WHO SAID THAT SHE WAS GOING TO STICK MY BALLS IN A VICE IF I PURCHASED JUST ONE MORE FRANK ZAPPA RECORD, I DECIDED TO PLAY IT SMART AND BUY AN APRON, BROOM AND MOP FOR ME TO USE INSTEAD". EVEN IF SOME, IF NOT ALL OF THESE MISERABLE EXCUSES ARE TRUE. COMBINED SHIPPING IS AVAILABLE FOR CERTAIN PEOPLE AND CERTAIN TRANSACTIONS, HOWEVER IN TRYING TO KEEP IN STEP WITH ALL OF THOSE BIG TIME SELLERS, THAT WANNA MAKE EVEN THE SMALLEST THING A HASSLE, AND THE FACT THAT YOU PROBABLY DESERVE MORE GRIEF IN YOUR LIFE THAN YOU'RE CURRENTLY GETTING, YOU'LL NEED TO READ THE FINE PRINT FIRST: TO QUALITY FOR COMBINED SHIPPING, A PERSON NEEDS TO MEET AND / OR EXCEED ALL OF THE FOLLOWING REQUIREMENTS: {A} YOU NEED TO HAVE PURCHASED MORE THAN ONE ITEM FROM ME, NOT ONE ITEM FROM ME, AND A HELEN REDDY ALBUM FROM SOME WOMAN NAMED JOE. {B} YOU NEED TO HAVE PAID FOR THOSE ITEMS WITH A PAYMENT RECEIVED BY ME, NOT ONE PAYMENT FOR ONE ITEM MADE TO ME, AND THEN YOU GO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR MONEY ON A HOOKER IN SOME SEEDY MOTEL. {C} YOU MUST NOT BE NOW, NOR HAVE EVER BEEN, AND MUST PROMISE THAT IN THE FUTURE NEVER TO BE: {1} CAUGHT SLOBBERING DRUNK AT THE PALOMINO, THEREFORE RECEIVING UP TO, AND INCLUDING 30 DAYS IN SAN BER'DINO. {2} NUISANCE {3} DILLHOLE OR DILLWEED. {4} LARRY'S MOTHER. {5} THE GUY WHO RECENTLY HAD THE UNMITIGATED AUDACITY TO TELL ME THAT HE WAS OFFENDED BY ONE OF MY LISTINGS, AND THAT I SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF MYSELF. { EVEN IF I REALLY SHOULD HAVE BEEN }..

FREE MEDIA MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA.

HERE'S THE DEAL WITH INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING. YOU'LL BE THRILLED AND DELIGHTED TO HEAR THAT I DON'T USE THE GLOBAL SHIPPING PROGRAM, WHICH MIGHT MEAN THAT THE GOVERNMENT, KING, QUEEN, STRONGMAN, DICTATOR / TYRANT IN YOUR COUNTRY WON'T ATTEMPT TO SQUEEZE SOME OUTRAGEOUS AMOUNT OF MONEY FROM YOU IN THE WAY OF AN IMPORT TAX, WITH FAILURE TO PAY MIGHT MEAN THAT A BUNCH OF GUYS WEARING TRENCH COATS AND SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT WOULD SHOW UP AT YOUR HOUSE 'ROUND MIDNITE, TO TAKE YOU AWAY SCREAMING INTO THE NIGHT FOR A RIDE ON THE IRON SAUSAGE. HOWEVER NOW FOR SOME COUNTRIES SUCH AS AUSTRALIA, UK AND THE EU EBAY IS ADDING THE VAT AT CHECK OUT WHEN YOU PAY. THE SELLER HAS NO CONTROL OVER THAT. I'M ALSO ON THE BONANZA SALES SITE AND I DON'T THINK THEY'RE ADDING VAT THERE. SO CHECK IT OUT. ALL PACKAGES INCLUDE A TRACKING NUMBER.

$22.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO CANADA.

$30.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO JAPAN AND AUSTRALIA.

$28.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD.

HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE OTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART { DON VAN VLIET R.I.P. 2010 } AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY { CROAKED }, LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER { CROAKED TOO I HEARD }, ALICE COOPER { LOOKS LIKE HE CROAKED, BUT HASN'T YET }, STEVE VAI { LIKED SPANKING } PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU CAN SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, BULL ANGUS, JETHRO TULL, KING CRIMSON, PINK FLOYD, JIMI HENDRIX, NEKTAR AND MANY OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE { FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY }. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?