BEANS ON TOAST

LP

The Inevitable Train Crash

VINYL ALBUM

New and UNPLAYED

(not issued sealed)

Beans on Toast’s new album, The Inevitable Train

Wreck, is something different for the cult songwriter

- an upbeat, old-school rock ’n’roll record about the

worryingly bleak  future of the human race, recorded

solely on vintage, analogue equipment by Kitty and

Lewis Durham. 

Taking inspiration from musical icons such as

Chuck Berry and Otis Redding, as well as modern

thinkers like Noah Yuval Harari and Greta Thunberg,

the album is a collaborative project between Beans

and Lewis and Kitty Durham from the much-loved

family band, Kitty, Daisy and Lewis.

Beans wrote the collection of songs and brought

them to Lewis and Kitty, who then rewrote the music

behind the lyrics nd produced the record in their

studio, Durham Sound Studios, changing the sound

from acoustic folk to the wonderful piece of work

 they present to you today. The intention of the

project is probably best illustrated by the opening

number, World Gone  Crazy, a fast paced, classic

 rock ’n’ roll tune with lyrics that claim “On the brink

of extinction in the age of anxiety everywhere you 

look is another catastrophe. ”Not one computer was

used in the recording, mixing or mastering of the

album, which is oddly fitting for Saying Thank You

to Robots; a ska-tinged song about  the rise of

artificial intelligence. Yes, these are troubled times

 we live in, so it’s more important now than ever to

celebrate what we already know to be good. “Life is

ridiculous, it is hilarious,  it can be dangerous and

sometimes even tedious. But it’s resilient 

and it is beautiful and I believe in it. Long may it

continue”

Tracks –

1.World Gone Crazy

2.England, I Love You

3.Extinction No.6

4.Saying Thank You to Robots

5.Rich vs Poor

6.Logic Bomb

7.Mountains

8.Lost Poetry Department

9.Take Your Shit Home with You

10.Truth Be Told

11.On & On

Year Released: 2019

Condition – MINT / UNPLAYED

COUNTRY – UK

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