Sold Date: April 30, 2014
Start Date: April 23, 2014
Final Price: $99.00 (USD)
Bid Count: 1
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This can of Stella was purchased by me on the 19th of April a.k.a. Record Store Day. Only 24 copies were made and sold to me at my local supermaket, so it's rare as hell anyway, but this one really is the Holy Grail because it is the only copy that survived the day in sealed condition. I can't clearly recall all the details of this day but my friends said it was a lot of fun. So much fun that this Holy Grail Record Store Day rarity got very, very close to being downed. In fact the only thing that kept me from drinking this last bit of alcohol was a sudden but violent malfunction of my vestibular system.
 
In the picture above you can see the seller of this rare object holding the Holy Grail around 8AM on the morning of the 20th of April a.k.a. the Day of Resurrection. The resurrection of the seller of the Holy Grail was, alas, far less spectacular than the Resurrection of his illustrious predecessor but...let's not forget that the seller had to overcome a blistering headache and the mental agony of waking up covered in permanent marker, which does account for something. 

Please note that 90% of the final sales price will be donated to a local charity (my supermarket for more beer). Support the cause!