Sold Date: June 15, 2018
Start Date: June 10, 2018
Final Price: $19.99 (USD)
Bid Count: 1
Seller Feedback: 2872
Buyer Feedback: 12

Michael Jackson  ~ THRILLER ~  Epic 1982 Original Vinyl LP   Inner Sleeve Gatefold
Really nice copy. Vinyl appears unplayed and is shiny, glossy and clean. NM
Sleeve is in the original shrink wrap. I don't have a picture of the gatefold because it's never been unfolded. EX+ minor corner bump.

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9.  Some fine print. This my only be of interest to lawyers and fans of fine print. If you really want a thrill here's some bold italic print. The bold makes is seem more important and the italics make it kinda classy. I'd do some underlining but we have to draw the line somewhere.

9a. Now that's some really fine print. I'd throw in a sexy font but don't know what fonts lawyers consider sexy.

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