Welcome to the official Earache eBay store!

Description

All of our CDs and vinyls are new and in perfect condition, unless specifically specified otherwise.

All of our T-shirts are manufactured to the highest quality, and are official band merchandise. The designs are generally based upon the original album sleeve designs, please see the photos/mockups for details. If there is only one image, there is no back print.

Please click the logo to the left to see our store. We have hundreds of CDs, DVDs, T-shirts and vinyls available.

Earlier this year, Earache's second Kickstarter campaign was launched with the aim of reissuing re-actived UK madcap thrashers Lawnmower Deth's debut album, "Ooh Crikey It's Lawnmower Deth". Having been unavailable for nearly 20 years now, repeated demands from hardcore fans led us to launching this campaign, to see if we could get enough demand to fund the remastering and repress. Demand was met and then some, and the remainder of the pressing is available to order now from the Earache Webstore.

This highly limited edition clear vinyl is only available as part of this awesome Lawnmower Deth package. Limited to just 100 copies, the bundle also includes an "Ooh Crikey It's Lawnmower Deth" T-shirt (available in size S-3XL), a woven patch, the full FDR album on CD as well as an exclusive bonus disc containing 12 additional bonus tracks plus 8 previously unreleased demo tracks. Furthermore, the vinyl sleeve comes hand-signed (and possibly doodled) by the entire band!
Track listing:

1. Spook Perv Happenings In The Snooker Hall
2. Betty Fords Clinic
3. Weebles Wobble But They Don't Fall Down
4. Sheepdip
5. Lancer With Your Zancer
6. Can I Cultivate Your Groinal Garden
7. Flying Killer Cobs From The Planet Bob
8. Did You Spill My Pint?
9. Seventh Church Of The Apocalyptic Lawnmower
10. Rad Dude
11. Sumo Rabbit And His Inescapable Trap of Doom
12. Maim Mower Maim
13. Cobwoman Of Deth Meets Mr Smellymop
14. Got No Legs? Don't Come Crawling To Me
15. Icky Ficky
16. Judgement Day (Assume the Position)
17. Ooh Crikey
18. Satan's Trampoline
19. Dodo Doe
20. Duck Off
21. F.A.T. (Fascist And Tubby)
22. Punk As F**k
23. Sharp Fucka Blades of Hades
24. March Of The Mods

Bonus CD

1. Motorhead
2. Stress (Temple Tension Mix)
3. Got No Legs, Don't Come Crawling To Me (live)
4. Spook Perv Happenings In The Snooker Hall (live)
5. Sumo Rabbit And His Inescapable Trap Of Doom (live)
6. Weebles Wobble But They Don't Fall Down (live)
7. Dodo Doe (live)
8. F.A.T. (Fascist And Tubby) (live)
9. Seventh Church Of The Apocalyptic Lawnmower (live)
10. Kids In America
11. Bone Yank Blisters
12. Kids In America (De La Deth Mix)
13. Can I Cultivate Your Groinal Garden (demo)
14. Cob Woman Of Deth Meets Mr Smelly Mop (demo)
15. Did You Spill My Pint (demo)
16. Doe Doe Doe (demo)
17. Judgment Day - Assume The Position (demo)
18. Rad Dude (demo)
19. Spook Perv Happenings In The Snooker Hall (demo)
20. Weebles Wobble But They Never Fall Down (demo)

Our preferred method of payment is Paypal. We also accept UK cheques (GBP only!), and bank transfers. We have different accounts to accept euros and GBP. There are no charges for paying this way. Local pickup is also available, we are based in Nottingham city centre. Please contact me if you wish to pick up your order.



 

UK 2nd Class: FREE
UK 1st class: £3.00
UK Recorded: £4.00
UK Special delivery: £7.00
Europe airmail: £3.50
Europe airsure: £8.50
ROW (Japan, Australia, Asia, North & South America) Airmail: £4.50
ROW (Japan, Australia, Asia, North & South America) Airsure: £9.50

We use Royal Mail to deliver our orders. Their prices are listed on their website, however due to eBay policy, we cannot link directly to a non-eBay website. We are stating these facts to show that, unlike many other eBay sellers, we do NOT overcharge for delivery!

Local pickup is available for anybody who can get to our office, located in Nottingham city centre. Please contact me for details if you wish to pick up your order personally.
 

In the unlikely event of the item you receive from us not being as specified, please contact us as soon as possible. For the vast majority of our listings, we have more of each item in stock, and will be able to send a replacement out to you. However, we do ask that you return the original item first, but we will pay for the postage!

In the unfortunate event of us not being able to replace the item, we will refund you in full, including the original postage cost. Again, we must insist that the item is returned to us first, but again, we will pay for the cost of returning it to us!

If you order a t-shirt from us and it does not fit, most of the time, we have alternative sizes available and will be happy to exchange it for you. Once again, we must insist that the original item is returned to us first; however, we will not charge you any extra for posting the replacement.

This is the official eBay store for Earache Records, the extreme metal label formed in Nottingham in the late 80s. As we are the label that released the majority of titles listed on this ebay store, we pay royalties to the bands for sales from this store! It also means you can rest assured that ALL items sold from this ebay store are 100% official. We always have new releases available for pre-order, and are the only store on ebay to GUARANTEE that we will dispatch all pre-orders the week BEFORE the release date! Each pre-order listing has specific dates for postage, and where possible, we often include free promotional items with these pre-orders.

The store is run by one person, meaning that you will never get mixed answers from people about your orders, and there is no miscommunication. I answer all questions, I process all orders, and I pack and post the majority of orders too! This means that I can delivery the quality personal service that you usually only get from private sellers, not from business sellers. Still not convinced about our customer service? Here's a selection of feedback comments we have received so far:

"awesome! most metal seller on ebay, great item and comms. earache rules!!"
"fast shipment, item exactly as described, good service: highly recommended!"
"Exchanged for smaller size with no fuss. Great item, exemplary service. Thanks!"
"Superb seller. I ordered wrong size shirt, seller replaced without charging xtra"
"Great band. Bargain price back catalogue! Arrived the next day. Faultless."
"vinyl in perfect condition / great contact / thanx very very much"
"fast shipping...bought and paid for july 10th, arrived the 17th from overseas a+"
"Excellent communication, excellent packaging, amazing record! Top seller!!!"
"brilliant seller, brilliant CD... thanks for throwing in the single/demo too!!"
"Quick delivery before the release date, brilliant album - nice poster too! Thx!"


Please note that we operate Monday-Friday 10am-6pm. If you contact us during a weekend, we may not respond until Monday (although I do try!).
 

T-shirt Measurements

Attribute Size Value  BODY LENGTH  SMALL  28   MEDIUM  29   LARGE  30   XL  31   2X  32   3X

 33

   4X White*

 34

 BODY WIDTH  SMALL  18   MEDIUM  20   LARGE  22   XL  24   2X  26   3X  29   4X White*  31

All figures are in inches. Please multiply by 2.54 for cm.