HEINS HOFFMAN-RICHTER (ROD McKUEN)

Music To Freak Your Friends and Break Your Lease: Symphony For Tape Delay, IBM Instruction Manual, & OHM Septet

Vinyl LP. Stanyan Records SRQ 4015. Stereo/Quad, includes illustrated Stanyan inner sleeve. COVER: VG++ some corner, edge & mild ring wear. VINYL: strong VG++ a few very light sleeve scuffs.

Produced by ROD McKUEN

1974

When you hear the name Rod McKuen, you’re more likely to think of "Listen To The Warm" than of challenging avant-garde compositions. But in 1974, under the pseudonym Heins Hoffman-Richter, McKuen released the forbidding “Symphony for Tape Delay, IBM Instruction Manual, & Ohm Septet” on his massively successful Stanyan label, which Billboard had called “one of the biggest music mail order houses in the world” the year before.

It doesn’t sound like Lou Reed’s "Metal Machine Music" (what does?), but there are undeniable similarities. Both albums were released in quad, adorned with classical pretensions, gag liner notes and technical jargon. Reed listed intimidating “specifications” on the back of his noise record (“Distortion 0.02 bass and treble ceilings”); McKuen reproduced a schematic diagram labeled in German on the back cover.

TRACKS:
A1 1st Movement
A2 2nd Movement
B1 3rd Movement
B2 4th Movement

 

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