Sold Date: January 10, 2016
Start Date: January 5, 2016
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OCTOBER 23RD 1970 - FRANK ZAPPA - CHUNGA'S REVENGE - ORIGINAL 1ST U.S.A. PRESSING 12" WHITE LABEL PROMO LP - A BEAUTIFUL RECORD THAT DINOSAUR GEEZERS WILL BE THRILLED TO HEAR THAT IT'S THE ORIGINAL 1970 MIX, NOT SOME OF THE LATER REMASTERED DIGITAL CRUD - INCLUDES THE ORIGINAL HEAVY CARDBOARD FOLD-OUT COVER AND THE EQUALLY ORIGINAL BIZARRE RECORDS INNER SLEEVE - BIZARRE RECORDS WHITE LABEL PROMO - MS 2030 - CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS AND READ THE DESCRIPTION AFTER YOU SCROLL PAST THE USUAL OBLIGATORY CRUD BELOW - OK LARRY?

RECENTLY, A CONSUMER WITH AN INQUIRING MIND, COINCIDENTALLY NAMED LARRY ASKED ME:

HEY REV, HOW COME YOU OFTEN WRITE "OK LARRY" IN YOUR LISTINGS? THIS LARRY WANTS TO KNOW.

WELL LARRY, IT'S BECAUSE IN A RECENT SURVEY CONDUCTED BY REV. A. WEST, THE GREATEST LIVING ZAPPA SELLER KNOWN TO MANKIND, IT TURNS OUT THAT 70% OF ALL MALES { AND A COUPLE OF FEMALES TOO }, WHO SAID THEY LIKED FRANK ZAPPA WERE NAMED LARRY. NOW CHECK THIS OUT: OF THE REMAINING 30% THAT LIKED FRANK ZAPPA, BUT WEREN'T NAMED LARRY, 20% WERE FEMALES, 30% ALTHOUGH THEY WEREN'T ACTUALLY NAMED LARRY, HAD FRIENDS WHO OFTEN CALLED THEM LARRY ANYWAY, AND ANOTHER 40% LATER ADMITTED TO ME THAT THEY DIDN'T REALLY LIKE FRANK ZAPPA, BUT TOLD ME THEY LIED JUST TO F*CK UP MY SURVEY.

ALSO, I'D BET THAT MOST, IF NOT ALL OF THE FEMALES WHO WEREN'T NAMED LARRY, BUT CLAIMED THEY LIKED FRANK ZAPPA WERE PROBABLY LYING TOO. BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THAT FEMALES  NEVER REALLY LIKED FRANK ZAPPA ANYWAY. SO WHAT DOES ALL O' THIS CRUD MEAN?

WELL, IF YOU'RE NOT NAMED LARRY AND LIKE FRANK ZAPPA, YOU JUST MIGHT WANNA CHANGE YOUR NAME. SO YOU CAN BE LIKE THE OTHERS, JUST LIKE YOU. OK LARRY?

SIDE 1 POOTS FORTH: TRANSYLVANIA BOOGIE - ROAD LADIES - TWENTY SMALL CIGARS - THE NANCY & MARY MUSIC.

SIDE 2 OOZES OUT: TELL ME YOU LOVE ME - WOULD YOU GO ALL THE WAY? - CHUNGA'S REVENGE - THE CLAP - RUDY WANTS TO BUY YEZ A DRINK.

NICE HEAVY CARDBOARD ALBUM COVER A LITTLE LIGHT WEAR, MOSTLY ON THE BACK. NO SEAM SPLITS. NO TAPE. NO WRITING.    

I PLAYED BOTH SIDES OF THE RECORD ALL THE WAY THRU ON MY DENON DP-1200 TURNTABLE WITH A DENON MOVING COIL CARTRIDGE AND THEY PLAYED PERFECT, JUST LIKE IT WAS 1970 AGAIN AND THE ACTUAL RECORDING IS A LOT BETTER IN MY OPINION THAN THOSE 80'S AND BEYOND REMASTERED JOBS. VISUALLY WHEN PLACING MY PROTRUDING NASAL APPENDAGE ABOVE EACH SIDE OF THE RECORD, WHILE TWIRLING IT 'ROUND 'N 'ROUND UNDER A 100 100 WATT LIGHT BULB { JUST PICTURE A MOTH WITH A HUGE PROBOSCIS }, THE RECORD LOOKS BEAUTIFUL. LIKE I SAID, IT LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHTA' BEEN PRESSED LAST YEAR NOT 46 YEARS AGO. NO SCRATCHES. WHAT I THOUGHT WERE SOME ULTRA SCUFFS MIGHT SIMPLY BE SOME KINDA' VINYL PRESSING DISCOLORATION. HEY, MAYBE THERE'S SOME SCUFFS I MISSED, BUT IF YEZ GOTTA WORK THAT HARD TO FIND EM' THEY'RE NOT WORTH WORRYING ABOUT. THE ORIGINAL BIZARRE RECORDS INNER SLEEVE HAS SOME CREASES AND A FEW INCHES SEAM SPLIT IN THE CENTER OF ONE SEAM { DON'T ALL THE 46 YEAR OLD INNER SLEEVES HAVE ONE? }, HOWEVER, I'M PROVIDING AT NO ADDITIONAL CHARGE A BRAND NEW HIGH QUALITY COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF INNER SLEEVE { THE SAME TYPE THAT MANY SERIOUS RECORD COLLECTORS OFTEN USE, NOT JUST CASUAL HOARDERS } ABSOLUTELY FREE. YOU'LL ALSO BE THRILLED AND DELIGHTED TO READ THAT DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M ALSO GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE FOR YO' PERSONAL PROTECTION AS MARYLAND IS NOTORIOUS FOR CRABS. 

FREE MEDIA MAIL SHIPPING IN THE U.S.A.

ADD $8.00 FOR PRIORITY MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA.

$14.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO CANADA.

$20.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD. { ABSOLUTELY NO MORE SALES TO FRANCE, ITALY, RUSSIA, SWINELAND, VULGARIA, MOLDAVIA, THE UNITED FEDERATION OF CHISELERS { U.F.O.C. }, SLOBVARIA, THE RIPOFF REPUBLIC OR THE PILFER ISLANDS }.

HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE IT'S OBVIOUS THAT YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO TONITE SIMPLY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART { DON VAN VLIET R.I.P. 2010 } AND HIS MAGIC BAND, STEVE VAI, TIM BUCKLEY, ALICE COOPER, WILD MAN FISCHER, PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS AND GROUPS THAN YEZ CAN SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BULL ANGUS, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI AND MANY OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY WHERE THE BUNS ARE ALWAYS HOT AND THE MUFFINS JUST MIGHT BE PERSUADED INTO REMOVING THEIR ROSETTAS FOR A GEEZER SUCH AS YOURSELF. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. { FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY }. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?