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1986 - BARNES AND BARNES - SICKS - 12" VINYL RECORD LP - RHINO RECORDS RNLP 7828 - ONE OF THESE BARNES WAS BILLY MUMY, ONE OF THE KIDS ON THE TV SERIES LOST IN SPACE, SOUNDS LIKE THEY MIGHTA' FOUND HIM, WHICH IS WHY I'M TRYING TO GET RI., ERRRR, I MEAN PASS THIS GREAT ALBUM ON TO ANOTHER COLLECTOR - IN THE SONG "HOMOPHOBIC DREAM #22" THEY SING THAT THEY HAVE A PENIS UP THEIR ASS AND THEY SOUND LIKE THEY REALLY DID - ALSO INCLUDES SUCH UPLIFTING SONGS LIKE PUSSY WHIPPED AND SMELLY FINGER BLUES. LOOKS LIKE I PURCHASED THIS ALBUM NEW ALTHOUGH IT WAS AT A REDUCED PRICE AS INDICATED BY THAT SMALL SAW CUT ON THE TOP EDGE BY THE RIGHT CORNER { PLACE PROTRUDING NASAL APPENDAGE IN FRONT OF PHOTO #3 }. I MEAN THERE WASN'T EXACTLY ANY HIT SONGS ON THIS ALBUM, IF YOU DON'T COUNT THE SONG "PIZZA FACE" THAT GOT PLAYED ON THE DR. DEMENTO RADIO SHOW A FEW TIMES. THEY'D BE LUCKY IF THEY COULD EVEN GIVE THESE AWAY. I ACTUALLY PLAYED THIS ALBUM ONCE WHEN I WASN'T SLOBBERING DRUNK, SO THERE'S NO SCRATCHES. NO PAPER SCUFFS EITHER SINCE IT CAME IN ONE OF THOSE PLASTIC INNER SLEEVES AND THE RECORD ALSO COMES IN A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE. BUT WAIT..., THERE'S MORE..., BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M INCLUDING A RHINO DOLLAR ABSOLUTELY FREE. RHINO RECORDS USED TO SEND THESE RHINO DOLLARS WITH MAIL ORDERS. YOU WERE ONLY ABLE TO USE THEM TO PURCHASE YET MORE CRUD FROM RHINO,SO THEY WEREN'T WORTH VERY MUCH TO BEGIN WITH, AND THEY'RE COMPLETELY WORTHLESS NOW SINCE RHINO RECORDS GOT PURCHASED BY ONE OF THOSE MEGA RECORD COMPANIES MANY YEARS AGO. STILL IT'S A LITTLE BIT OF NOSTALGIA FOR THE OLD FOLKS.CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS THAT GEEZERS WILL BE ABLE TO ENLARGE WITHOUT THE AID OF CHEMICAL ENHANCEMENTS - YEAH

SIDE ONE CONTAINS: IF YOU WANNA BE HAPPY - HOMOPHOBIC DREAM #22 - PUSSY WHIPPED - DEAD BABY HUNT - PIZZA FACE - LICK LAP - SCARY LOVE. 

SIDE TWO CONTAINS: PINEAPPLE PRINCESS - SIT ON MY LAP AND CALL ME DADDY - BABY COME HOME - LOVE BUTTON - PRE-SCHOOL GAMES - SMELLY FINGER BLUES - I HATE THE BOSS. 

YOU'LL HAVE TO HAVE PAY FOR THE ITEM WHEN YOU PURCHASE IT. I'LL TELL YA, THOSE EXCUSES WERE GETTING OLD, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO: "AFTER GETTING MY BALLS STUCK IN A VICE BY MY WIFE FOR PURCHASING THE LAST BARNES AND BARNES RECORD, I DISCOVERED THAT UNLIKE WHAT YOU HAD STATED IN ANOTHER AD, I DIDN'T REALLY ENJOY IT VERY MUCH AT ALL", "I THOUGHT THIS WAS A DR RUTH RECORD, AREN'T BARNES AND BARNES SOME CRAZY GUYS WHO DR DEMENTO PLAYED A LOT OF THEIR WEIRD MUSIC ON HIS RADIO SHOW OR SOMETHING?","SOME GUY AT MY CHURCH SAID THAT PEOPLE WHO LIKE BARNES AND BARNES, WIND UP IN THE PLACE WHERE THE GUY WITH THE HORNS AND POINTED STICK CONDUCTS HIS BUSINESS". EVEN IF SOME, IF NOT ALL O' THESE MISERABLE EXCUSES ARE TRUE. COMBINED SHIPPING IS AVAILABLE. HOWEVER IN TRYING TO MAINTAIN MY IMAGE AS ONE OF THOSE BIG TIME SELLERS THAT JUST LOVE TO MAKE EVERYTHING A HASSLE, YOU'LL HAVE TO READ THE OUTRAGEOUS TERMS IN THE FINE PRINT FIRST: TO QUALIFY FOR COMBINED SHIPPING, YEZ MUST FIRST MEET OR EXCEED THE FOLLOWING OUTRAGEOUS REQUIREMENTS:: {1} YOU GOTTA PURCHASE MORE THAN ONE ITEM THAT CAN BE SENT TOGETHER FROM ME, NOT ONE FROM ME AND ANOTHER ONE FROM SOME OAF NAMED LARRY. { 2} YOU GOTTA PAY ME FOR THOSE ITEMS, NOT PAY ME FOR ONE OF THEM, WHILE SPENDING THE REMAINDER OF YOUR MONEY ON A HOOKER AT SOME SEEDY MOTEL.{3} YOU CAN NOT NOW, NOR HAVE EVER BEEN, AND IN THE FUTCHUM PROMISE NEVER TO BECOME ANY OF THE FOLLOWING:{A} NUISANCE {B} DILLWEED {C}. OAF {D} LARRY'S' MOTHER {E} THE IDIOT THAT GOT OFFENDED BY ONE OF MY LISTINGS TELLING ME THAT I SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF MYSELF. { EVEN IF I REALLY SHOULD HAVE BEEN }. [4} YOUR NASAL APPENDAGE MUST NOT PROTRUDE MORE THAN A FOOT FROM YOUR RONDO HATTON SIZE BEMIS HEAD WITHOUT HAVING THE FIRST NAME OF PINOCCHIO.

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HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART { DON VAN VLIET R.I.P. 2010 } AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY{ CROAKED }, LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER { CROAKED TOO I HEARD }, ALICE COOPER { LOOKS LIKE HE CROAKED, BUT HASN'T YET } PLUS I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK BANDS SUCH AS CAPTAIN BEYOND, BLUE CHEER WITH THE EQUALLY LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, BUBBLE PUPPY, MOUNTAIN WITH THE THEN PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, JETHRO TULL, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, THE TUBES, NEKTAR AND MANY OTHERS.

IS THE SIZE OF YOUR ZAPPA AND RELATED COLLECTION THE SUBJECT OF LAUGHTER AND RIDICULE BY YOUR FRIENDS, NEIGHBORS, WIFE AND EVEN MISTRESS? WELL DON'T BE ASHAMED MY SON, THIS PROBLEM AS DEGRADING AS IT MAY SEEM IS COMMON AMONG MANY PEOPLE IN ALL WALKS OF LIFE DURING THESE TROUBLING TIMES AND I, REV. A. WEST CAN HELP. SIMPLY GO TO THE TOP OF THIS PAGE AND LOOK INSIDE OF MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. YOU'LL NOT ONLY GET TO SEE SOME RARE 'N EXCITING FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEMS IN THERE, BUT YOU'LL ALSO BE GIVEN THE ONCE IN A LIFETIME CHANCE TO BUY EM'. THEN IN A SHORT FEW DAYS WHEN YOUR RARE 'N EXCITING ZAPPA ITEMS ARRIVE, YOUR MISTRESS WILL NO LONGER LAUGH AT YOU WHEN YOU ARE FORCED TO REMOVE THOSE PANTIES THAT YOU MUST WEAR AND BEND OVER, WHILE SHE BEATS YOUR ENORMOUS BUTTOCKS WITH A COPY OF ROLLING STONE. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. { FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY }. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?