1981 FRANK ZAPPA SHUT UP 'N PLAY GUITAR MAIL ORDER ONLY VERSION LP BARKING PUMP

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1981 - FRANK ZAPPA - SHUT UP 'N PLAY YER GUITAR - THIS IS THE MAIL ORDER VERSION THAT HAD BEEN ONLY AVAILABLE FROM BARFKO SWILL - BARKING PUMPKIN RECORDS - BPR-1111. THAT'S RIGHT, YOU HEARD RIGHT, NOT AVAIL IN STORES. NOTICE THAT THERE'S NO ALBUM TITLE PRINTED ON THE FRONT COVER. INITIALLY FRANK SAID THAT THOSE 3 SHUT UP 'N PLAY GUITAR LPS WOULD ONLY BE SOLD BY MAIL ORDER WHICH MEANS YOU HAD SEND MONEY TO FRANK'S COMPANY BARFKO SWILL AND THEY'D PACK IT UP AND SEND FROM THEIR VENTURA HIGHWAY JOE'S GARAGE WAREHOUSE. HOWEVER A YEAR OR SO LATER DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND ACCORDING TO FRANK, HE SOLD THEM THRU TRADITIONAL RETAIL SOURCES AS BOX SETS AND EVEN LATER ON CDS. FINE SOUNDING RECORD. NO SCRATCHES OR EVEN HAIRLINES. SOME FAINT PAPER SCUFFS IF YOU BOTHER TO TWRIL THE RECORD AROUND UNDER A LIGHT TO TRY 'N FIND EM'. LIGHT RECORD INDENTATION ON THE COVER WITH VERY LITTLE RING WEAR. NO SEAM SPLITS. INCLUDES THE COOL DIFFERENT PRINTED PAPER INNER SLEEVE WHERE FRANK IS TRYING TO UNLOAD SOME TRANSCRIPTIONS OF SOME OF THESE SOLOS. I THINK BACK THEN HE HAD STEVE VAI DOING THE TRANSCRIBING. A COUPLE INCHES SEAM SPLIT IN THE CENTER OF ONE SEAM ON THE INNER SLEEVE. HOWEVER YOU DON'T HAVE TO STORE YOUR RECORD BACK INSIDE, BECAUSE THE RECORD COMES IN A BRAND NEW COLLECTOR'S HIGH QUALITY TYPE OF INNER SLEEVE. BUT WAIT.., THERE'S MORE, BECAUSE IF YOU BUY BEFORE MIDNITE TONIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?   

RECENTLY, YET ANOTHER CONSUMER COINCIDENTALLY NAMED LARRY WITH AN INQUIRING MIND ASKED ME:

HEY REV, WADDA YEZ DOING SELLING ALL OF THAT ZAPPA ON EBAY? SHOULDN'T YEZ BE DOING SOMETHIN' ELSE LIKE SAVING SOULS OR SOMETHIN'? HUH?

WELL LARRY, YOU SEE UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE IN MY PROFESSION, I HAVEN'T MANAGED TO GET 20 MILLION DOLLARS IN MY HEAVENLY BANK ACCOUNT YET. IT SEEMS I JUST CAN'T FIND ENOUGH CHUMPS WHO WERE BORN AGAIN. I GUESS I GOTTA GET A TV SHOW LIKE ALL THEM OTHER SCHMUCKS. I ALREADY HAVE A BLONDE WIFE, NOW I JUST GOTTA TALK HER INTO TAKING PHONE CALLS. SO I GOTTA SUPPLEMENT MY INCOME SOMEHOW IN THE MEAN TIME. RIGHT LARRY?

SIDE ONE POOTS FORTH: FIVE-FIVE-FIVE - HOG HEAVEN - SHUT UP 'N PLAY YER GUITAR - WHILE YOU WERE OUT.

SIDE TWO OOZES OUT: TREACHEROUS CRETINS - HEAVY DUTY JUDY - SOUP 'N OLD CLOTHES.  

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HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE IT'S OBVIOUS THAT YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO TONITE SIMPLY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART { DON VAN VLIET R.I.P. 2010 } AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY { CROAKED }, LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER { CROAKED TOO I HEARD }, ALICE COOPER { LOOKS LIKE HE CROAKED, BUT HASN'T YET }, STEVE VAI { LIKED SPANKING }, PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS AND GROUPS THAN YEZ CAN SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, KING CRIMSON. JETHRO TULL, JIMI HENDRIX, PINK FLOYD, THE TUBES, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPAPARDI, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, AND MANY OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. WHERE THE BUNS ARE ALWAYS HOT AND THE MUFFINS JUST MIGHT BE PERSUADED INTO REMOVING THEIR ROSETTAS EVEN FOR SOME GEEZER FROM THE CRUSTATION PERIOD, BACK WHEN CRUSTY GEEZERS ROAMED THE EARTH. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. { FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY }. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?